I am now imagining this exchange in a future Community episode.
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
Bec. 18. Supernatural. Glee. Starkid. White Collar. Community.
I feel like I should write a massive paragraph about who I am and the things/people I like but where's the fun in that? If you want to know anything about me just ask. I promise I don't bite.